I realize I skipped a generation...but Chrome is just too awesome, and this is coming from my years of using Firefox. IE was just bad, really bad.

What's Internet Exploder? OHHHHH...that crappy thing we used before Chrome came out, I remember that.

This thing is GENIUS...I've never been in need of something like this, but I have seen numerous accidents on Discovery/Internet where many people were either not found in time or not found at all.

Would LOVE to see them film a Tesla coil with one of these bad boys

A++ for taking the time to analyze and type all of that.

I did double take when I was playing the video, talk about being misheard..

you should have said..."they see me rollin, I'm skatin..."

It reminded me of this, possibly the funniest AND most revolting iPod case ever made. 2 for 1 deal!

I clicked play, and saw that the video was 15 minutes long...I promptly clicked pause and went to go make myself a sandwich.

I side with the later of those arguments IMHO

you know that sarcasm thing never carries well over the comments section (not just here but just about anywhere)...I apologize for not seeing it sooner. I are dumb.

Did you not see this??? I think we've seen enough "good ideas" not turn out as quite cracked up as they outta be...when you put them in the hands of a Neanderthal (SORRY GEICO MAN!)

"Potassium Benzoate and EOTA (To Protect Taste)" <—— from what, a terrorist attack? A sabotage from Pepsi? Underpants Gnomes?

I will forever use this pic whenever and wherever I can...Thank you oh so very much for this golden nugget

Is anyone else as upset as I am that tremendous amounts of TAXPAYER money has been wasted on these gargantuan projects that only seem to need more and more money.

Sounds like a plan to me!! I read the headline and all I could think was "A TRILLION FUCKING DOLLARS?!?!??" Does anyone have ANY idea what that could have done for this country's infrastructure, education system, intertubez...why the hell is no one bitching about their taxes being wasted on stupid shit like this…

I'll be waiting for the follow up Giz article about the ding dongs that blew up their house and burned down half the neighborhood trying to build one of these things

This is the first time I've ever seen it....is there anything left of her face after that???

This doesn't sound too bad...as a customer of both T-Mobile & Dish Network for the last 10+ years, it would be nice to finally have some sort of bundle package so I can laugh in the face of the Verizon Fios and AT&T Uverse ads I keep getting in the mail.

Am I the only one looking at that Tomato as the light touches it and then the beam expand and think "ohhhh yeah here comes the explosion!", only to be disappointed there is none?