If i may be so bold to speak for the Government of Canada, any laid off researchers or companies looking to get out of America and to an enviro-friendly country, please come to Canada. We will accept you and your ideas with open arms.

My advice? Take the money and move to another more civilized country. This one is fucked.

Thanks. It’s unfortunate that comedy fodder this good is also the worst timeline.

That’s the thing for me. It’s going to take the next president years to fix all of the stuff that Trump is fucking up. Some of the reputational things might not even BE fixable. How can other countries negotiate with us in good faith if we don’t honor any of our commitments and in fact take pleasure in double crossing…

I don’t even know if this actually will benefit corporations as much as some of them think. The BHP CEO said he spoke to Trump and asked him not to do this, I sincerely doubt he did it out of genuine concern for the environment: http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2017-06-01/bhp-boss-tells-donald-trump-to-stay-in-paris-agree…

I think the dig wasn’t directed towards the band or band members. We all understand they are just there to play the music. It just highlights how incredibly, unbelievably tone-deaf this whole clusterfuck is.

Here, let one of the remaining leaders of the free world explain it to you, Donald.

He talks of protecting America, but didn’t the US military identify climate change as one of the biggest threats to the US?

BREAKING: France, Germany, Italy issue joint statement saying Paris climate accord can’t be renegotiated.

It never gets old:

Trump actually wants the earth to get warmer because he misses the climate in Hell.

Saarland, a teeny-tiny state in Germany, depended on coal-mining. But, going with the times, they closed all of their mines and got involved in renewable energy. Saarland has a booming economy now.

Trump saying he was elected to represent the people of Pittsburgh is ... pretty weird, since most of them voted for Hillary.

The mayor of Pittsburgh wants no part of this nonsense:

One of my friends on Facebook posted a link to an article about this and wrote “I just don’t understand..” and there are a bunch of people commenting under it that are like OMG I know I never thought Trump would do this when I voted for him...

The President’s decision to pull out of the Paris Accord is, perhaps, his dumbest, most short-sighted move to date (and that’s saying something).

Your Orangeness, the pull-out method is easy. JUST. STOP. FUCKING. US.

Miss Lindsey is a genteel southerner. The South is the home of the shadiest bitches and the most cutting back handed compliments. The South turned the ostensibly kind: “Bless your heart” into a vicious put down. We may not do much right, but we got burns.

Al Franken has called Lindsey Graham the funniest Republican in the Senate(it’s in the book), so he could have written it himself.