Chicago is ranked way too high. You’re putting them over Polar and Sun, for starters.

It’s pink, so that could mean it’s strawberry smoothie. Or it could mean that it’s a fucking ham sandwich, because this company is run by Dadaists.

My grandmother used to make lima beans for me and my dad that were ridiculously good. I wished I would have learned how she did it (probably lots of butter), but she would almost stew them so they were thick enough to put on rice.

1. Grizzly

Green Beans, mother fucker.

A. If I had known about the lesbians infesting tennis, I would have signed up for lessons. As it was, I had to resort to playing softball, soccer, field hockey, and roller derby to “be invited to parties”.

They can move the signs to the “Margaret Court Latrines.”

Forget her. Let’s talk about that bodacious dragon tattoo on the chick behind her. Absolutely perfect. PERFECT!

Also, he had two dads.

• A 2013 survey on transgender high school kids of 1953 students in 21 High Schools in San Francisco found that 0.7% self identified as transgender and another 1.4% chose “not sure”.

Give ‘em a break, man. If there aren’t numerous massive conspiracies going on at all times, the only alternative is that they’re wrong about literally every single goddamn thing ever. So it must be... shit, I forgot, what article are we on? It must be the Jews. No no, the Illuminati. The media? The libruls? The…

I think, ‘what confusion for a child,’ I get confused talking about it.

Jesus was a 33 year old single man in a time period when men and women were married in their early twenties. A single 32 year old man living with his parents? Jesus was gay. It’s all in the bible.

“I get confused talking about it. ...”

+1 Voldemort

“You didn’t see us racists electing as President a reality tv star completely unfit for any political position until you libtards elected a black guy, so really it’s your own fault.”

Being Black in America is Tough

and yet ANOTHER reason he is better than Jordan.