Hearing the fan yell, “You ain’t about it, bro!” really made me want to see what kind of visor he was wearing.

wouldn’t be the first time IT fucked up

One of the reasons I love IT is how matter-of-factly he says this. No animosity, just ‘yeah, we both know how it is’.

You’re a libertarian? <shocked face>

You should enter this comment in one of those one-sentence fiction competitions. Compelling story!

Reality has a liberal bias.

The thing is, my father is staunchly conservative, but it’s the loud morons who confuse being an asshole with being conservative and end up shitting on conservatives like my father. Nick21a doesn’t speak for all conservative voters, unlike what he may believe. There are plenty of conservative republicans who remember…

Where did they fudge the charges? Or did they just report on them and that bothers you?

I think these people blame ESPN for Tebow playing minor league baseball instead of competing for superbowls.

I flew there once. The weird ring wall is all I recall.

You want to talk shitty airports, come check out MCI in KC sometime. It’s a real dump AND if you ever have to transfer to another flight, god-forbid another airline, you have to exit secured areas, and go through security again at your departure gate.

Disclaimer: I’m from KC and I hate our airport. The only people…

Are you saying that conservatism is an ideology fueled by the entropy of the universe, leading us down the path of least resistance to our deaths and non existence?

/absolutely panics after seeing “liberal leaning” programming

They’re letting them commentate now! In fact, I saw an entire panel of non-white commentators! After wetting myself and calling my Congressman (Louie Gohmert), I locked myself in the trailer home panic room and here I will remain until society totally collapses or regains its sanity.

Mmmmm....”heat death of the universe”. Any chance we can speed that up? Like...Tuesday? Wednesday morning latest?

Before choosing to watch my favorite team on television, I, like most sports fans, apply a strict political litmus test on the ideological philosophy of the network broadcasting the game.

Yep. They definitely made a series of progressively more terrible choices on that front.

Obviously the newly out of work sissy liberal sports reporters can get real jobs as coal miners in our refreshed coal mining industry!

Um yeah, they were pretty liberal about spending money on exclusive TV rights to events.