Isn’t it the most insane thing ever? I’m actually okay with the Texans doing it because their QB1 is Tom Savage, so it makes sense to go get a guy like Watson.

“did everything the wrong way for like 30 years” and yet he played at the highest level in 2 different sports, and is a member of the NFL and college football Hall-Of-Fames. “Sanders is the only man to play in both a Super Bowl and a World Series, to hit an MLB home run and score an NFL touchdown in the same week, and…

Best moment of the draft right there. Also laughing at teams trading up for qbs. Thanks, bears chiefs and texans!

How many sacks you get in D-1? How many F-bombs on live TV?

Look, let’s not get carried away. Given the chance, the Philly fans would’ve proudly thrown batteries at his grandma.

That was terrific. Sometimes you just gotta let someone have their catharsis.

“Had he gone to one of my bogus charter schools, he would have learned civility, politeness, and how to make Gucci purse knock-offs in a basement sweatshop for my benefit.”

The ravens traded up for Flacco and the Giants traded up for Eli.

Oh no Chicago what is you doing

Hmmmm. I get your point, but not Mayock’s it’s a “gentleman’s league”. The NFL is many things, but it is certainly not that.

Yeah... They traded up to get him. It’s right in the headline, man.

This move makes wonder who will be the next Bears GM.

There is no “Or” here. The Bears ARE incredibly stupid.

Oh hell yeah, I’m back in it. Kids gonna be a fucking star here. Bears winning the super bowl!

You don’t leave it to chance.

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Idk what I was doing on Christmas when I was 15 but it definitely wasn’t that.

Mitch was just 17 when he published that.

He should probably fire his social media team right now though.

Hoohoohoo boy we have to wait almost 4 months for the Why Your Team Sucks column? Great. Love it. This is FINE.

“Trubisky” is an anagram of “But...risky?”