I’m sure this will go over just as well and make just as stellar sales numbers as FemThor did.

Not so fun being on the other end of the patent trolling, eh Apple?

Play of the game:

I never know how to feel when different things I don’t like end up opposed to each other. I don’t want either one of them to come out on top.

I’m just gonna...

/thread

Hating on Joe Walsh should be a crime punishable by summary execution.

oh boy. more zombies.

The protruding, protruding, protruding infant brain brain brain brain BRAIN

Holy crap, that’s awesome

I hope they come with trigger warnings so I don’t curl up into the fetal position in front of the expensive macbook my dad bought me when I see some disgusting evil white male patriarchist shows up on the retina display on the expensive macbook my dad bought me. I’m so oppressed!

And this is why we can’t have nice things.

Alternate headline: “Mark Zuckerberg Votes Against Gay Rights: Gay Exec Removed From Board”

Ooh, let me try:

Someone go on reddit and get the vacuum guy

Someone go on reddit and get the vacuum guy

So really, we never did move out of the age of soundbites - we just changed them to soundbytes

We’ve come full circle.

I don’t need to scientific horse hooey to tell me God made the oxygen

That’s fuckin’ greasy, Julian.