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Heh. It’s almost like hiring a woman just for the sake of hiring a woman is a bad business decision.

I’m sure Saint Anita will find some fault with it. It’s how she makes her bread and butter!

No, the first step is signing up for a tumblr account.

Holy Apples to Oranges, Batman!

The Deflategate non-scandal, Jenn.

You’re kidding, right? Gizmodo’s been going downhill for years and it shows no signs of stopping, nevermind reversing.

Rhode Island ain’t bad if you know where to look.

Bluestacks is bloatware laden horseshit. Droid4x is a far better alternative.

brb trading in my Samsung

More catch-up from Apple. Hangouts has been doing this since....gosh, 2, 3 iterations of Android ago? Innovation at its finest.

It certainly wouldn’t change how often I use iMessage.

Expecting Mrs. Clinton to be held to the same standards as the citizens she would like to represent would be misogynistic. Do I need to remind you that Hillary is a woman?

I remember not too long ago when tech “blogs” like Giz were slobbering over unibody design being The Way, The Light, and The Path.

A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court…

Ok so you’re just flat out denying reality because it goes against your bias.

oh boy. i can’t wait to have everyone’s opinion on this shoved in my face next time i check facebook.

What’s your gimmick, boyo?