Pfft...that’s what autotune is for!

Can I stage a 100 men masturbating as a counter protest?

Keyword: Alleged.

To her credit, I only had to give her one.

To her credit, I only had to give her one.

Or be like my girlfriend and walk nose first into the closed door on your way out of the dark bathroom.

Or be like my girlfriend and walk nose first into the closed door on your way out of the dark bathroom.

Insufferable turdhuffer puts insufferable exhausthuffers in their place

It’s the best.

Meanwhile, all the people that have done the infuriating “communicate the entirety of the thought in the email subject line” sin are women.

Video games moved my stair muffin and made me fall down when I went to have my midnight roast chicken

/r/thathappened

7 Year Olds Are Dead. 7 Year Olds Don’t Need To Be Your Audience Anymore.

Well that’s good, because Feminism taught me that Egalitarianism is just a fancy way of saying Patriarchism.

OMG LE STEM CIRCLEJERK DAE THINK STEM IS AWFUL

No, I’d just really like The Gadget Guide back.

Seriously. I checked Gizmodo religiously for years, and they’re not even a gadget blog anymore, yet here I am continually coming back and somehow ending up on social justice car blog, or social justice sports blog, or 3rd wave feminist blog because there’s a bunch of linked on the front page now

I didn’t care for Chyna, then again, I was all about that WCW life.

Shut ‘er down boys, this is as good as it gets. Thanks to everyone that showed up to this comment section, we’ll see you next time.

Point of clarification: Prince’s Guitar Solo was the best Superbowl Halftime Show we’ve ever seen. The rest was generic pop crap.

No one will ever convince me that anything with wheels should ever fall under the umbrella of carry-on.

No one will ever convince me that anything with wheels should ever fall under the umbrella of carry-on.

Wait a second, I thought The Division was just insane right ring reactionary propaganda? Make up your mind, Kotaku