oh my god we live in a world where people take the time to give their opinion on some person that failed off a shitty talent show’s opinion on how other people live everyone involved should just kill themselves

Come on dump the body and run

Sometimes I don’t get off, sometimes she doesn’t get off. Shit happens. We still had fun trying...

I wish, for the good of humanity, we could summarily execute people that put their dogs in baby carriers and carry them around like some kind of barking, untrained fashion accessory.

Luckily, he’ll probably try and liquidate the government’s assets once he realizes he doesn’t run the Oval Office like he does the Board Room, be told, “No, sir, you can’t do that either,” and move onto his next thing within days of his inauguration.

> And I Promise You’ll Care

Monaghan seems to be taking the death threats pretty well. I know a few F*coughcough*ists that could take a lesson or two.

You’ve clearly never disagreed with any of the Jezebellians, then. 3rd wave (read: fainting couch) feminists take any criticism or “attack” on their view as an attack on women. Something doesn’t quite add up right and you’d like to see some hard figures to back up a statment? Shut up, penishaver, listen and believe or…

Yes, I get it. I disagree with the women therefore I’m arguing from a place of inherent sexism. It’s the same as calling me sexist.

Perfect case in point. I think Jezebel is a cesspool of a whining echo chamber, and you come up and imply I’m sexist.

> They think any opposing opinion to something they say or do or whatnot is an attack on their person.

Anyone can be a good runner (unless you have The Genetics, obviously)

And of the ten highest paid staffers on Bernie Sanders’ campaign, not a single one is a woman.

How are we supposed to feel about Neil deGrasse Tyson now?

Snark? No.

Kim Kardashian calling that app a “video game” is the funniest thing I’ll ever read on Jezebel.

hang, nigger

10:1 chances you’re a white person telling a black person what their best interests are.

While I can’t agree with your decision on who to vote for, I applaud you advocating that the “marginalized” peoples try and actually INVOLVE themselves in the planning and design process of a glass house, instead of throwing rocks from the sidewalk and expecting the house to rebuild itself to their liking. This goes…