SIR, EXCUSE ME, SIR, YES, SIR, YOU ARE AWARE THAT THIS SCI-FI BLOG IS ASSOCIATED WITH THE GAWKER NETWORK ARE YOU NOT?

I really hope whomever it is just fastlanes it to wiping the device.

Oh, thank heavens, I can sleep at night knowing people will be able to upload their speedrun world record videos.

“Shut up Android fanboy! Apple is innovating!”

All-in-all not a bad round of catch-up innovation today, Cupertino.

On the other side of that coin, I’ve never wanted to throw an electronic device until my company gave me an iPhone 5 for work purposes.

Calm down with your tiny phone there, Zoolander. I feel bad for all you guys with tiny little weak girl hands.

Hopefully, Twitter itself won’t be here to stay.

> African American hero

More like Misogyny Row, amirite fellow PC bretheren?

You’ve clearly never disagreed with any of the Jezebellians, then. 3rd wave (read: fainting couch) feminists take any criticism or “attack” on their view as an attack on women. Something doesn’t quite add up right and you’d like to see some hard figures to back up a statment? Shut up, penishaver, listen and believe or…

Ugh. Completely fetishising Ms. Smith. The only reason she can smile in that rape enabling garb is because of all her internalized misogyny

> The US Government has a plan

Yes, I get it. I disagree with the women therefore I’m arguing from a place of inherent sexism. It’s the same as calling me sexist.

Perfect case in point. I think Jezebel is a cesspool of a whining echo chamber, and you come up and imply I’m sexist.

> They think any opposing opinion to something they say or do or whatnot is an attack on their person.

But how does this affect minorities?

Anyone can be a good runner (unless you have The Genetics, obviously)

Social media: serious business