And of the ten highest paid staffers on Bernie Sanders’ campaign, not a single one is a woman.

Wow. You really can find anything offensive if you try hard enough.

Hyperbole? On a Gawker affiliate blog? Surely, you just!

Ok throughout all of this I’ve really only been struggling with one burning question...

There’s never a bad time for a burrito.

No it was actually pretty bad, then again I like my music with these ancient artifacts called “musical instruments.”

How are we supposed to feel about Neil deGrasse Tyson now?

I think I’ve seen this one before...

How fucking dare you criticize this strong, empowered woman working so decidedly misogynistic industry!

I’m sure this isn’t going to be terrible.

Snark? No.

“When asked for comment, The Canadian Prime Minister indicated that his chief motivation for working with Mr. Obama is that ‘it’s [current year].’”

Cloud-to-Butt delivers once again.

Toe the line.

That’s...kinda what I figured. I didn’t really notice the “snub” moment (then I again, I went in to be entertained, not provide a critical, thesis level review of the movie), so when the article mentioned passing Chewie for Rey, I just said “It’s a Force thing.”

I have a Note, and while I don’t use split screen much, I do like to pop hangouts into its own window so I can text and play my stupid shitty games at the same time.

iAmTiredOfThisStupidNamingTrend

I hope you’re not one of these synths, here to spy on me