Kim Kardashian calling that app a “video game” is the funniest thing I’ll ever read on Jezebel.

hang, nigger

10:1 chances you’re a white person telling a black person what their best interests are.

While I can’t agree with your decision on who to vote for, I applaud you advocating that the “marginalized” peoples try and actually INVOLVE themselves in the planning and design process of a glass house, instead of throwing rocks from the sidewalk and expecting the house to rebuild itself to their liking. This goes…

3/2/2016. 1:32 PM EST.

The only reaction necessary:

So it’s dismaying that it was people of color on the red carpet during ABC’s 90-minute pre-show last night doing the lion’s share of discussing #OscarsSoWhite and Hollywood diversity.

Good lord, no. Can we just like...abstain from this election season? Leave the seat open until next go-round?

Cool, so I didn’t miss anything worth seeing this year, either. Me: 30, Oscars: 0.

I know people who have acted in national commercials

> romcom

Yup. Fuck your kid. And fuck the dog that caused the reaction, too. You both get the boot.

I...I just don’t know what to feel here. My two biggest pet peeves on planes are animals and children (allergy-ridden or otherwise).

But if you’re eating breakfast for lunch, aren’t you still just having lunch?

Too bad that’s all just a bunch of made up hooey.

Just hit your Logarius wheel with some Fire Paper and you’ve got the best of both worlds

But...but...but...Ms Pao told me that women are completely incapable of financial negotiation!

Did you really just try and equate national politics to watching a bunch of roided out Cubans knocking a ball around for a few hours?

“they’re incredibly easy to transfer and the MLB already facilitates this. If you disagree, you are literally Hitler.”

Yankees fans should be delighted. If their partnership with TicketMaster became unprofitable, it might reduce their capacity to buy another World Series championship.