A funny joke told me two men floating in a tin can.

Has Gizmodo been bought by out-of-touch studio execs?

Yeah, but this movie had two AMAZING plot points.

Kim Kardashian calling that app a “video game” is the funniest thing I’ll ever read on Jezebel.

NO MORE UNIBODY CASES, SAMSUNG

Yeah, almost as clueless as those Trumpers and Berniebros that think their candidate is going to magically enact sweeping change across the nation without the support of the House or the Senate.

It isn’t her fight...government versus Apple...CAMPAIGNING TO BE THE FUCKING PRESIDENT...wow...The Flavor Aid is strong with this one

Hillary Clinton Has No Real Opinion

This election cycle is doing wonders for making the connections between corporations and candidates public. Too bad most will simply gloss over what this means in the spirit of “the enemy of my enemy is my friend.”

hang, nigger

Why do you people cling to your tiny-ass phones? I’ve been using a Note device for almost 4 years now, and I was just recently given an iPhone 5s at work and holy fuck that thing is infuriating to try and accomplish ANYTHING on. My thumbs are constantly bumping into each other, commonly used, easy to access settings…

Honestly, I’m not super crazy about the whole “flood every media channel with promotional material” style of advertising that surrounds a lot of recent movie releases in general. It’s like all these individual blogs and communities shit do the job of advertising FOR the film.

Theatrical fluff?

Let’s not forget that his passive makes him a great addition to any jedi buster team in SW:GoH

They can’t fix the fact that gender is being used as a gimmick to create a movie that’s essentially impossible to levy criticism at from any angle.

Yeahhhh my company is trying to roll out some bullshit like this and I dread the day I’m expected to use a business social network to manage my cases.

Wow. Imagine the possible implications of this study. It’s a good thing that we as a society are intellectually equipped enough so that if, say, a conglomerate of junk food companies were looking to boost sales in a period of time when being fit and cutting down on junk food was becoming popular. They could play to…

It’s missing on mine, too, but that’s because I swipe down with 2 fingers to open it, heathens

I would pay money for a feature film of tumblr users reacting to this.

Not every character Marvel casts has to be a gay black amputee I’m so sorry.