“We are not terrorists”

And hark - there it was, the clarion call that had been echoed throughout the ages. Though it had changed form through the years (Historians purport that the last known permutation of the call was with the words, ‘You’ll put your eye out, kid,’ the funsucker made its presence known fully.

Good lord, no. Can we just like...abstain from this election season? Leave the seat open until next go-round?

Maybe medical technology has advanced to a point where there’s a better treatment available than transitioning?

I don’t think he’s used to the ire he’d draw from non-fans with an agenda.

Good lord I don’t care if they wanted to mate BB8 and Kylo, just don’t make it a SHITTY, HAMFISTEDLY JAMMED IN love subplot.

Cool, so I didn’t miss anything worth seeing this year, either. Me: 30, Oscars: 0.

“You feel that, Bubs? The way the ground seems to shift beneath your feet? Shitslide’s coming Bubs. You were warned, but, but ya picked the wrong side. Beware, my friend, shitslide’s a-comin’.”

Maybe I’m a bad person but the only parkour I can enjoy are the videos when they end up hurting themselves.

Huh. And internet social justice “activists” can’t seem to put a finger on why it seems that comics, fantasy, video games, what-have-you are primarily male-centric hobbies and we get a tad wound up when we’re told we “must” allow women (who have historically been anywhere from confused and put off to actively…

Ugh. Misgendering shitbirds.

I love when an article starts with “X thing you love you thought was about Y is actually about Z” and then it states that some redditor/tumblrite/prestigious fanfiction writer came up with their own pet theory that hasn’t been vetted by anyone but said theorist.

I know people who have acted in national commercials

> romcom

mentalist discrimination

And by the same stroke, neglecting that wealth can be an outcome of intelligence, which kills the eugenics boogeyman

So we’re starting from a position of believing that wealthy people are inherently more intelligent and, by extension, deserve their wealth

Yup. Fuck your kid. And fuck the dog that caused the reaction, too. You both get the boot.

I...I just don’t know what to feel here. My two biggest pet peeves on planes are animals and children (allergy-ridden or otherwise).

So...you think it’s okay to make fun of geeks now?