I don’t really give a shit anymore, as long as it’s entertaining. You wanna cast a demisexual agender otherkin identfying as an unlicensed copy of Windows 7 in the next Die Hard movie, I don’t really give a shit as long as they give a good performance. I don’t care if you want to cast Terry Crews in a Donald Trump…

But if you’re eating breakfast for lunch, aren’t you still just having lunch?

Too bad that’s all just a bunch of made up hooey.

Just hit your Logarius wheel with some Fire Paper and you’ve got the best of both worlds

In my experience, the types of people that use iPhones aren’t the type to care about their 4th amendment being trampled - just don’t try to take their guns/lattes.

But...but...but...Ms Pao told me that women are completely incapable of financial negotiation!

Droid4x is great, too, and I recommend it over BlueStacks. I stopped using BlueStacks the first time I was told I had to download a sponsored app to keep using it.

I can’t wait to see what terrifyingly unsettling things the internet cooks up.

While Spartacus has fulfilled my pubescent fantasy of seeing Lucy Lawless topless, I’m still pretty excited about Xena coming back

Normal sized humans dwarfed by the hamplanets beside them.

But...but that might hurt someone’s feelings!

t least they provide a little danger to a generation of kids who have grown up swaddled in bubble wrap their entire lives.

The car has more mass and momentum than a pedestrian, so try not be in the same place at the same time.

people want to see what they want to see.

Because Autumblrdoms.

re: Poe/Finn:

Did you really just try and equate national politics to watching a bunch of roided out Cubans knocking a ball around for a few hours?

“they’re incredibly easy to transfer and the MLB already facilitates this. If you disagree, you are literally Hitler.”

Yankees fans should be delighted. If their partnership with TicketMaster became unprofitable, it might reduce their capacity to buy another World Series championship.

I was hoping for a forlorn reminiscence for Disney’s lost art of extremely high quality “hand drawn/2D” animation to strictly CGI/“3D” animation, but alas, I seem to be the only one that laments its obsolescence.