This is the future of entertainment, everyone.

Wow, Kate. It almost sounds like you’re advocating for...ethics in tech journalism...you’re treading in dangerous waters...

That’s when I win, miss Wong.

The problem isn’t that she’s good at things, the problem is that she’s not bad at anything.

Like, I just want to make it clear that I don’t mean to sound like “snotty sexist internet guy,”

Something something mansplaining something something misogyny educate yourself shitlord

You enthusiastically went to see a movie that you already knew is part of a trilogy and would be setting a framework for future movies, but you’re upset that you saw a movie that set up future movies? Are you like, a real retard?

I don’t know what’s funnier, the fainting-couch feminist tone of this post (which ironically enough is ACTUALLY closer to the truth of why there are so few women in these fields), or the words “buzzfeed’s investigative report” used 100% unironically.

Yeah, the one black guy in town was too busy slinging dime bags to come vote.

People were genuinely hurt and are STILL affected to this day by things like this.

The world needs more shredding guitars

I am unabashedly one of them.

This is like those kids that got roped into doing the Twilight movies. They were just looking for a break in Hollywood and they ended up getting tangled up in....that. I forget which one it was, I think the foot-faced kid, that was basically came out and said it was the only shot he had at getting on the big screen,…

Also tell him to remove the 3-stooges-esque sound effects

At least, that’s what he’s pledged to do.

Or just be a man and take an armful of clothes throw them in together on cold and be done with it.

With a bottle of Whiskey you take a shot from every time he reneges on a promise Candidate Obama made?

Does it make them actually hover?

lol awesome