Naysa ain’t building ‘em, that’s for sure.

Everybody Shut Up About Twitter

Citations are oppressive tools of the patriarchal white oligarchy, shitlord!

Yup. Got exactly out of it what I expected. Snakes, a plane, and SLJ one-liners galore. Rarely does a motion picture live up to what it promises these days.

With all due respect, Master Windu, I don’t recall asking you a god damn thing!

Set the heat on high before you get out for the last time in the day, then hit the remote start button 10 minutes before you leave in the morning.

Ah, I see Obama’s been brushing up on the Metal Gear Solid series. Next up, ID tagged soldiers carry ID tagged weapons, use ID tagged gear.

“Miscreants” would work well, but I wonder how long until the inevitable

Listen, the very notion that they’re genuinely “doing” anything is flattering to them. If they were serious about some sort of insurrection against police, they could—would—have picked virtually any other building in North America to start it. They don’t want a fight. They want to get interviewed on Rachel Maddow.

There is only one verdict in the court of public opinion: guilty

No rapist may be identified until he/she is formally found guilty of rape?

TED talks are OK. Tedx talks on the other hand...

Sometimes, just as a thing falls to pieces, it unleashes its last flash of great power…

Really great article Gizmodo, can’t wait to see how this tech changes the world.

Fuck. Selfies.

Huxley was closer to the truth than many would like to admit.

Sexy style? How fucking dare you, you disgusting misogynist fuck pig!

Next up: Why Apple’s iGlass (that’s almost 2 year of development time behind Google Glass) is the future of wearable tech!

And if it were less toxic, bismuth could one day keep us from stinking up elevators and other public places with our farts.

No, clearly the Brits and their ‘stones’ are a better measurement system.