I’m sure in a few years the town will consider it all water under the fridge.

The real mystery here is how she got her CDL.

Does anybody out there even listen to Apple Music?

since staring at your TV for hours while you will it to turn itself on has yielded no Jedi-like results, what’s the harm in trying this?

I’m just gonna...

Or, we could all focus on trying to forget that podracing ever was a thing.

Don’t forget about the ongoing legal battles with Hulk Hogan over their hosting and refusal to remove of his illegally obtained sex tape.

Giz has fallen far, and fast.

Day 12. I’m starting to lose my sense of self. I can no longer tell where I end and the Kimputer begins. Everywhere I look, it’s Kim. Kim games. Kimojis. Kim sextapes.

So maybe my 29-years-old-and-suffering-from-old-manitis syndrome is kicking in, but I think if you’re worried about if your empty, hollow seasonal greetings go out on fucking Facebook, you need to reevaluate your fucking priorities.

Oh, how cute. You think making a rule or a law against something magically makes it stop.

I tried to read this to get inside the mind of a feminist, but it’s such a buzzword soup that I couldn’t get past the first few paragraphs.

Wait just a fucking second, this Beckham guy is gay?

Just go through the damn scanner. It takes like 15 seconds and you’re done. Keep those grubby fucking hands off me, I don’t care you’re wearing gloves you touch people all day long I’m not getting sick on day 2 of my vacation ‘cause some TSA agent felt all over me and transmitted some other gross probably fat smelly…

Oh, one of them self hating whites. You’re a disgrace.

For boys, they are still dumb: Ezra, Asher, Atticus, Declan, Oliver, Silas, Milo, Jude, Henry, Jasper.

0/10 Boobplate. Internalized misogyny

Internalized misogyny

Plus, my recently obtained Rey is a pretty frickin sweet addition to my deck in Star Wars Galaxy of Heroes. She’s kind of OP.