Objectification: OK if women do it

Accused, being the operative term.

Also can’t put a dollar value on never having to mow the lawn, rake the leaves, or shovel the snow. Fuck all those things, apartment life for me, thanks very much

That’s not quite right. You’ve got to serve it on a crust made of cardboard.

That’s not quite right. You’ve got to serve it on a crust made of cardboard.

...which is funny, because, even when given ironically, an award for fulfilling your basic responsibilities as a human is pretty much the most childish thing imaginable.

Or maybe he just wants to talk sports on a sports blog and not politics on a sports blog?

“Mr. Brady is ‘generally aware’ of Mr. Trump’s campaign to refuse all Muslim immigrants, and it is this reporter’s finding that such awareness translates to complicitness.”

Pulling apart a $2 CVS alarm clock and repackaging it in a suspicious looking case doesn’t make you intelligent. It makes you dishonest at best.

I think Bill is from a different time and isn’t read to let that go. Bill strikes me as a guy who got into football for football, not for media dates and banal questions from reporters with an agenda. I suspect his tolerance for the spectacle side of the NFL is wearing pretty thin.

Lodge is made in America. It may be an old fashioned sentiment, but I like buying American where I can.

Lodge is made in America. It may be an old fashioned sentiment, but I like buying American where I can.

I like to buy American when I can, and my Lodge cookware has served me well.

I like to buy American when I can, and my Lodge cookware has served me well.

Lodge or gtfo

Lodge or gtfo

the ultimate pan

the ultimate pan

Many people in the service industry start out optimistically wide eyed and all smiles about their job, then through working with the public every day you either get out early, or hang around long enough to become a jaded dick.

“just a beer.”

The one I worked at just put a plastic cup over the tap handle.

Step 1) Wait patiently

Might I add, as an addendum, eat shit, Kobe?

BRUH WHAT ABOUT MY FANTASY TEAM HOW DOES THIS PAST SUNDAY IMPACT THE FANTASY WORLD?

But, m’lady, someone must defend you from the misogynistic troll redditeurs, please, doth thine garden not moisten at my staunch defense of you?