He was accused of raping them? Well, an accusation is all I need. Lock him up and cut his dick off, ladies. No due process required.

Pats fan here. New England born, raised, and loyal.

Ah yes. The victims of terror don’t deserve support because priviledge.

No, I’m sure he was unarmed.

Of course the weapons were supplied by the US.

Do not post pictures of your toddler on facebook

The one that took away our touchdown and gave it to the Bills, obviously. All according to BB’s master plan.

I really just can’t get into her. Could be the lack of distorted guitars, could be the whole “I’m so over my last relationship that I’m gonig to put out an album about how over it I am” vibe I get from her music, but she’s just kinda “meh” to me.

Typically the warrior class is vulnerable to mages, but has an advantage against archers.

Huh. Thanksgiving’s right around the corner. I think it’s time we roast some Turkey.

My god. If that woman ran for president, I’d vote for her based solely on the fact that she owns and wears the most patriotic Hijab ever created. Freerection achieved.

Separate Deadspin from the toxic Gawker brand and you may find organizations more willing to play ball with you

Why, why does a parent in this country have to sacrifice her job, her ability to provide her child with proper health care

So paid maternity leave prevents what appears to be SIDS?

They should just focus on being grateful, putting their heads down, and not question or fight for equality?

Universities are not a safe space to not have your ideas challenged.

Universities are not a safe space to not have your ideas challenged.

You were supposed to preserve the English language, not dilute it!