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All assholes think that everyone else is also secretly an asshole. It’s the same with racists. People like Stephen Miller are convinced that we’re just as pants-pissingly terrified of immigrants as he is, but we’re lying to ourselves about it. So when a bus full of brown people arrives we will promptly become exactly

There is never anything even remotely voluntary about this sort of thing. All this means is that Activision/Blizzard isn’t stupid enough to SAY “we expect you to do it” and is instead just heavily implying it.

I loved the whole “cliff racers were fucking awful” callback with St. Jiub in the Soul Cairn in Skyrim. I always wondered what he got up to after we met on the prison ship at the beginning of Morrowind; clearly he put his time to good use!

My dream setting for 6 would be Akavir; we barely know anything about it (to the extent that we’re still not sure if the Akaviri that keep invading Tamriel were snake people or humanoid) and supposedly the Nerevarine went there after the events of Morrowind. I feel like there are a ton of storytelling possibilities

Somehow I find this doubly offensive. It’s not just that the concept is awful and toxic to gaming in general, but it’s also that they’re screwing over the handful of people who stuck by them with this disaster of a game and are still desperately trying to wring some fun out of it. There are, what, a few dozen people

Joplin sounds like it would have been great. Morrison sounds like it’s going to be trash.

Because she’s the crazy one.

The Fallout 4 character who broke my heart was the player character, the most boring man in the wasteland. The companions were all great but hamstrung by the fact that every second I spent around them I was doing it as Blandy Q. Blanderson and even line of monotonous generic dialogue he weakly dribbled in their

You forgot animated series Mark Hamill Joker, who I content should have the number 1 spot.

Yes, we want everyone to have healthcare. The other three things will occur as a result of everyone having free healthcare. I don’t know what you think your point is. I’m not sure you do either.

This was a fantastic breakdown that was honestly more interesting to read than Anthem is to play.

That’s the weird rightwing guy who hates every site in the Gawkerverse but insists on hanging around them anyway to “troll” people by pretending to be a clueless liberal. This is his whole deal, and he’s still this bad at it.

Frankly I assumed Red’s voice was because of physical damage suffered in the attack as a child.

I’m confused about her statement in the first place, I was under the impression that Red’s voice was...hold on.

She’s a Trump fan, it’s safe to assume she thinks her grandfather was a great man.

Only if after the war the Union had decided “hey we don’t want anyone getting TOO liberal down there, let’s make sure the Confederates keep enough power to keep the region a rightwing cesspool.”

Although in fairness we Americans should point out that the fascists never left power in Italy because of us. Right after WW2 Italy was so happy to be out from under Mussolini’s boot that they were openly flirting with socialism, and of course the Allies were all pants-pissingly terrified of scary communists, so we

She supports Trump, I’m pretty sure she doesn’t think Mussolini had it coming. Or Hitler for that matter.

Racist to him means two things. Either A) a white guy in Klan robes burning a cross in front of a black guy he just lynched, or B) some minority somewhere did something he didn’t like.

Good job punting on this one Mueller. Maybe when Trump has you in Gitmo it you’ll have time to reflect on whether or not it was a good idea to pass the baton to his flunkies to interpret things.