Of course you agree with what he’s saying, Cletus. He’s one of you doing a hilariously terrible impression of what he thinks we sound like.

I love when the snowflake throwing the biggest tantrum wants to whine about how everyone else is too emotional. Piss off, manbaby.

You are painfully gullible and it hurts to watch.

Do you honestly think anyone is buying any of your horseshit? Are you that stupid, or are you just hoping that everyone else is?

That is by a wide margin the dumbest conspiracy theory I’ve ever seen, and I’ve listened to Qanon whackjobs.

LW2: First of all, give yourself a break about the alopecia. Something you realize as you get older is that literally no one is paying as much attention to you as you are, because literally everyone is absorbed in their own situations. The girl you think might be staring at your bald spots could be distractedly gazing…

You’re right, although I suspect you knew that already. The signals he sent her couldn’t have been more confusing. Based on the way you described this situation I’m not even sure if he’s actually sure he doesn’t want something serious.

Hell, change the music in that Chris Pratt / Jennifer Lawrence romance in space and that shit becomes terrifying. It was a hell of a lot creepier than intended in the first place.

God DAMN I am sick of that “but what about black-on-black crime” routine. What about white-on-white crime, motherfuckers? The vast majority of all crime is intra-racial because that’s who you’re around! It’s such a stupid, intellectually disingenuous factoid that is only repeated by liars or morons. Barkley seems to…

Also, how the fuck does a grown ass man not know what a cult is? That’s like claiming not to know what a cookie is; it’s the sort of lie someone only tells when they’ve gotten caught eating a shitload of cookies.

Even worse, he kind of screwed Daniels over by pushing that defamation of character lawsuit (which had no prayer of winning) against her wishes, handing the Trump team an easy undeserved win and her a lot of debt. He is not a good lawyer.

I died on that one. This is my ghost posting this.

You think beer snobs are insufferable by default, try telling one you love Corona. (that’s right, it’s delicious, COME AT ME)

...only for the Neo-Nazis to realize that compared to the modern day Republican Party they’re the liberal snowflakes.

You’re aware that the economic context in which things are produced, how they are advertised, how a target audience is selected, etc, etc, etc are all factors in game development? Candy Crush didn’t magically appear on your iPhone out of the ether.

My guess is the latter. Guys like this think they can talk their way out of anything. (And frankly given how long it’s taken for him to see any consequences whatsoever for any of this despite mountains of evidence he’s got ample reason to think he CAN talk his way out of anything.) Hopefully this one sticks and proves…

Based on everything I’ve seen from Portnoy I feel very confident that he’s the problem and she traded up.

Barstool is significantly less successful than Deadspin, champ.

You do realize that most of the science needed to actually prove the case literally cannot be performed ethically right?

For what it’s worth most of the “THAT’S NOT A WOMAN BECAUSE MUH BIOTROOFS” trolls aren’t Deadspin regulars. The mods are usually more vigilant about taking out the trash around here, but I guess when a gender article hits the front page there are just too many fragile neckbeards crawling out of the woodwork to deal…