Kudos to whoever dug up that screenshot because T-Pose's expression there captures my reaction to this PERFECTLY.

"There's nothing we can do."

Every so often, the internet decides on a Hot New Thing to Hate. Ed's just the flavor of the week.

Jon Bois's Breaking Madden series is one of the few internet things to legitimately cause me to laugh past the point of pain, so I am feeling pretty here for this.

Movie is complete. No sequels needed. And I fucking loved this movie and the character of Baby, so the fact that I don't want to see more should really say something.

Fortunately for Trump, one of his bestest buddies is probably going to buy Time Magazine, so soon he can have all the covers he wants!

I'm not going to worry for Luke Perry's employment until she's made a regular. And even then, he can always join Jason Blossom's actor in the Flashbacks and Zombie Hallucinations Club.

Another name added to the 'list of people who can fucking choke.'

Ouch. None of this is really surprising to me, but the fact that the president of Lucasfilm hired an ~acting coach~ for the lead actor this late into production… that, more than anything else, makes me dread what is coming. You don't put Han fucking Solo in the hands of a bad actor. If your lead isn't doing the job,…

It's astonishing how fast Johnny Depp went from beloved actor to utterly loathsome piece of dirt.

I would hug Ted Cruz if and only if I was allowed to hold a knife while doing it.

I was born and raised in the South and so was my entire family. The South sucks. The worst people are in charge and short of a plague that magically kills only racists, they will be forever. They are entrenched into every level of every institution and have perfected the art of keeping their constituents stupid and…

The South is ever the stronghold of assholes, racists, and rapists. It's not changing any time soon and I can't wait to leave.

At this point, Supernatural itself is basically an unholy abomination worthy of a visit from the Winchesters. It's clearly prolonging its life through unnatural means and now it looks like it's trying to spawn young. It needs to be put down. Somebody hand me that Demon Killing Knife, or an Angel Blade, or the Colt, or…

Great. Can't wait for more endlessly implying that something interesting is just down the road! Emotional payoffs dead ahead! Consequences and character exploration arriving shortly! Oh, the road has ended at a sheer cliff. Maybe the payoff is at the bottom, shattered against the rocks alongside my hopes and dreams…

Prison is going to be fun for this guy.

You forgot to mention 'Darren Criss in a tiny, tiny speedo' in the casting section. I feel this is a grave oversight.

At the risk of earning the ire of several federal agencies: this guy is going to kill us all. He needs to go down, now, and I don't particularly care how it happens. We're past that.

Canceling a show made by transwomen featuring a literal clusterfuck of queer relationships… on the first day of Pride Month.

That sentence would be an incomplete thought even if he had used the right word. The fact that he started typing a complete sentence, degenerated into nonsense halfway through and then trailed off, but still posted it… that legitimately looks like either dementia or a stroke.