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I don't know what happened to the show this season, but I hope it un-happens by the next one.

You make fun of her now, Skye, but wait until Raina uses her clairvoyance to find all seven Chaos Emeralds, THEN see who's laughing.

Blind Let's Plays aren't always bad. Those are best if you have already played the game in question, where the fun lies in watching someone else experience for the first time what you yourself already know. It's the reason "reaction videos" are gaining popularity; there's just something inherently powerful about

My spiteful avoidance scenario actually came at the hands of someone I like. My best friend was constantly trying to get me to watch Breaking Bad. I was constantly trying to get him to watch Avatar: The Last Airbender. Despite the fact that my show was basically half the size of his, he kept claiming he "didn't have

Well, if this is all we get, I'll cast my vote for Nat Wolff. He's funny. Like, really fucking funny. He's got deadpan sarcasm down to a science, and I've seen interviews where he left both the interviewer and his co-stars in tears from laughter. Spider-Man should funny.

Also, Lincoln is hella dreamy, but doesn't he realize he and Skye can never be together? There is no good combination of their names. Skincoln, Linceye, they all sound like unsightly medical conditions. Tumblr will never get behind them. :(

I was seriously impressed with how *rough* that sparring scene looked. Like, DAMN. Mockingbird don't mess around. Did this show steal Arrow's stunt coordinator or something?

The Iris thing has officially gone from mildly annoying to actively preventing me from enjoying the rest of the show. It's disgustingly patronizing in a way that seems to go beyond the characters, and it highlights all the worst elements of both comics and comics fandom. Not one single person here is acting

"Mate, you're gonna be alright."

I can't blame Ollie for totally forgetting about Roy because the show's creators seem to have done the same. It's almost impressive how much of a character Roy *isn't*, given how long he's been around. You'd think that two and a half years would have at least given him SOME characterization, even if only by accident,

To this day, no game has ever made me feel like I felt in Majora's Mask when the clock struck midnight on the third day. Those final hours, with that haunting music and the constant tolling of the clock tower bells, as if time itself is panicking at its own impending end… it's the only time a video game has ever made

Huh. On my computer, the dress never looked anything but blue and black. But now that I look at it on my phone, it looks white and gold. It literally looks like a different dress on my phone's screen, to the point where I thought AV Club put up a fake picture to fuck with us. So I'm guessing display resolution and

I'm so glad the show finally gave us a reason for Oliver's mind-bogglingly stupid actions over the past few episodes. Granted, it doesn't necessarily make those actions less stupid, but it at least makes them *understandably* so. Ollie wants to beat Ra's. Ra's killed him and destroyed everything he thought he was

Neither Kurt nor Blaine have addressed any of the issues that came between them. Their relationship, as shown by previous seasons, is still toxic and fraught with issues that neither of them has the emotional maturity to address. This 'marriage' is just as sudden and senseless as the proposal at the beginning of

Donald Glover is 31. The man's a little old to be playing a high school student. How about Alfie Enoch from How to Get Away With Avada Kedavra?

If nothing else, I am going to love watching more awkward interviews with Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson sighing miserably and not talking to or looking at each other while low-key imploring people not to see the movie they're contractually obligated to promote. Between that and the constant, petty author/director

No, show. No. You cannot redeem a man who killed 500+ people with a mass murder device. I like Barrowman being Barrowman and Merlyn being a villain and/or wildcard, but you are not ever going to convince me he is or could be a hero. Please stop trying.

It's impressive how effective Glee is at making me hate it. I've gone from thinking Klaine was the most wonderful thing I've ever seen on TV to being actively repulsed by them and feeling their relationship is completely toxic.

At this point, I can't imagine the hate is directed at anything less than all creation; to everyone alive, dead, or yet to be born, people both real and imaginary, those who watch, those who don't, those who have never heard of this show or even seen a television set, God, Satan, Buddha, Zeus, Mohammed, Ahura Mazda,

If there was no Flash at all, I would still watch the Barry Allen/Joe West Bro-fest Power Hour every week. Their chemistry is just too good.