Britney seems to have hired the same interior decorators my rich childhood neighbours did circa 1989.

Edit: Now I know it’s fake. Ugh ... thanks for reminding that people suck more than ghosts (lying).

It’s particularly silly because there’s no infection that one could only get from “close and repeated contact with cadavers”. (And if that were true, how did the girl get it - it has to be very transmissible since she got it from a kiss.)

Half the scary stories this year are creepy douche bag guys being horrible... this is fucking terrifying. Did you ever speak to him again?

Yup. It's a well known urban legend. 

Really got in fat shaming, mental health and physical disability shaming all in one.

Dear Penthouse Forum,

Hmmm this story sounds familiar... 

Yeah this is a fairly classic urban legend. I heard a spin on it when I was in middle school in the 90's ffs. 

I know it’s New Zealand, but “overnight campout on MURDER BEACH” is like the most Australian thing ever.

I heard the same story but it was a genital rash and she went to the sexual health clinic instead of the dermatologist.

Was it though

Perhaps you saw it here: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/boyfriend-corpses-medical-condition/

This just sounds like an above-average day in New York.

It’s a joke, as the “pumpkin seed story” was probably the freakiest poop story you’ve ever heard. As I recall, a lady ate one or two pounds of pumpkin seeds, and they came out . . . all at once, along with everything else that was backed in behind it.

Still no scarier Jez story than the pumpkin seed story.

And I fucking RAGE HATE all the Black Eyed Peas.

Oh yeah, thats the whole point! Just the most vapid, stupid senseless thing you could possibly think of.

This is simultaneously one of the most amazing things I’ve ever seen while underscoring how absolutely garbagey garbage crap the original is.

Greetings in advance to the Fixer Upper fans who do not usually read Jezebel.com! Let me save you some time: Do not bother emailing me about my potty mouth because I have no intention of cleaning it up.