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actually i don't think they should have said anything but since they did, i don't think trying to normalise violence is the way to go. i realise it's common, a lot of things are common but that doesn't mean they're normal or that we should be pretending they are.

i'm all for paid mat/pat leaves but 3 years? that would be excessive even by scandinavian and canadian standards.

this.

it's fucking ugly but her body's so perfect she manages to make it work anyway. bitch ;)

Whats going on down here?

"It's terrible, and I got my receipt," she said

it does seem a little excessive. but i'm guessing there's more to this. she probably got rowdy after police showed up and she told them why she'd called them and they didn't react in a way she thought fit the 'crime' subway had committed.

yeah, it seems weird they sent her to jail. but i do think a psych eval is in order because she's obviously fucking insane.

I'm sorry but I laughed. I'm sorry your vagina was sullied by a neonazi but at least it makes for an incredible story. Flower swastika? LOL

I loved him on SNL but I watched his show exact twice and it was painfully unfunny. I hope it gets better.

I like handler but she's way too caustic for late night. Late night is for 'nice' comedians with lame, non-controversial material and dad jokes. Think Jay Leno, jimmy Fallon, etc. they make me smile and groan but never actually laugh. Letterman is slightly more dry but not enough to really be different. Ellen's comedy

true. but every time i see a picture of her face, it never ceases to horrify.

seriously. it's only an earth shattering event here at jezebel, otherwise known as the church of Our Lady of Beyoncé. personally, i think this video only demonstrates that solange is that person - the drunk, violent, impulsive, trashy and embarrassing family member we all have.

leann rimes looks like falcor and the joker had a baby.

hilaria baldwin:

i think you're not understanding my point. i mean, when you're drunk, you lower your inhibitions and agree to spend the night with someone you wouldn't date as in a real relationship. and that doesn't apply just for 'less conventionally attractive'. it also applies to people whose personality you don't find attractive

It means you were finally honest with yourself about what ignites attraction within you. And it weren't how many books a dude has read. Shocking.

this:

If you think about it, beer goggles are really more like INNER BEAUTY GOGGLES.

yeah, sure. but i doubt he's doing this to get out of being extradited to the US for a pretty minor offence, when he's sitting in a peruvian prison on a murder rap. have you ever been inside one? trust me, american prison is the ritz compared to that shit.