According to my sources in the Spencers GIfts poster section, Tupac was killed by the hitman duo of Che Guevara and Jim Morrison who were subsequently gunned down by the Boondock Saints.

Josh Gad will be playing a virus.

Speaking of mothers, and I hate to point this out on her special day, but my mother seems to think his name is "Johnny Deep."

Comedian and antivirus mogul Jim Norton will be playing himself.

The same executive who got fired from FX for pre-ordering 500 episodes of Anger Management?

Good question. Maybe it was somewhere like Cinefamily in LA? Which, while I think they're doing great work with their programming, the screenings can be filled with chatty drunk hipsters.

I've always wanted to see the xenomorphs ravage the cities of a futuristic earth, but there's almost no way such a movie wouldn't be done terribly.

I love Blue Velvet more than anything- see username- but I have to admit I could see where a 20 year old wouldn't fully get why it's so great. The disaffected 80s-cool acting style is pretty outdated, and the idea of small town life being idyllic doesn't hold in the era of meth labs and right wing skinheads.

I bet he can't wait for Monger's Day tomorrow.

Please. I know Alien came first and had many sequels but still, it's nothing but a ripoff of 2017's Life.

Yeah, that's lame. I mean, I'm posting too, but I'm doing it from a trendy NYC nightclub.

I heard you won't even have safe sex because you don't want to be seen endorsing their mascot.

The smart Wheel of Fortune player brings their vowels from home.

He's adapting Larry's role, Paul Blart: Mallcop: Health Inspector.

Starring Red's buddy Black Blackington?

I dunno. If you're a parent or a teacher and want to get better at dealing with kids, he's about as good a role model as you can find.

I think if a game or movie is a hit then they're pretty much fucked, the labels are going to gouge them as much as possible.

Remember the good old days when they'd sue 13 year olds for hundreds of thousands of dollars for putting The Killers on Limewire? Somebody ought to track some of those people down 10-15 years later..

Probably because game publishers are so frequently bought out and their assets land in the hands of people who could care less…

Vlasic Pickle.