That $2 a minute Corey Hotline should have been the first signal he was up to no good.

I always think of Dyliot Mulholmorey.

What about the nun from Boondock Saints? I'm just assuming there was one, I'm not watching Boondock Saints.

There was a surreal 1/2 hour spinoff series on Comedy Central around 2000-2001.

You don't like Crispin is Back to the Future?

I disagree. He still doesn't look much like Danny Glover at all.

TV Funhouse still tops my list (though it was also my gateway to abstract comedy geekery)

My own personal preference here: I love Tim and Gregg a lot more than Tim and Eric.

Let's give it to Glover just because the world needs more Glover. It needs more Gillian Anderson too, but she's not as difficult to find.

I'll append that: if you make fun of deaf people or sign language you'd better be really, really funny and maybe have a little insight or commentary thrown in there. I'm not willing to say any subject matter is off limits for comedy but some is more treacherous than others.

According to every TV show I've ever seen all deaf people are able to read lips with 100% accuracy, so why is sign language even necessary?

Everyone says Sinbad sucked in Shazam, and they're right, it's a terrible movie. But the Super NES CD-Rom game is actually really fun.

Would I need to buy another internet to plug it into?

Even (or maybe especially) as a kid I often identified with the villains more. They were the ones who didn't look like movie stars and they did the sensible thing when they got super powers, put them to personal gain. I mean I don't approve of evil villains taking over the world or anything but I think if I had powers…

Would that be a good computer for me? Mostly I use it for Facebook and to watch a Youtube but I also need something that can handle my recipes database and store pictures of my grandkids.

Seems like they're stepping on Cold Comfort Creamery's toes, but maybe those places aren't around any more.

Comics mean a lot to real life kids too. They teach that if you're extraordinarily well-built and have abilities far beyond any of your peers you can accomplish anything.

Woozle wuzzle?

Is it weird mine just sits on top of his doghouse all day typing hacky mystery novels?

AWWW!