Yeah, kinda, though emulators have done a pretty good job of keeping the first 20-30 years alive. As games get more complex and require downloaded patches etc I think they're going to be lost more and more.

Listen to this guy. I am an idiot, and I paid 190% for the game.

Look up something called "Vanilla WOW". There are a few probably not kosher places where thousands and thousands of people are playing the original version of Warcraft, Barrens chat and all.

I went to Mr. Selfridgecon 2016 and it was really weird to see 10,000 fans of the show in attendance but when Piven took the stage he was booed out of the building.

Are you from some weird alternate dimension where women's lib went wrong and your wife still has to take your name, but is able to enter the workforce as long as she does your job?

I technically love comedy but comedy shows always seem to be the first to go. Probably because serialized drama is so story heavy and even when comedy has elements of that individual episodes always feel so self-containted and same-y, especially when doing a catch-up binge later.

Like New Yorker cartoon captions, "Christ, what an asshole" always works.

Well played, sir.

It's an okay idea on paper. I'm never going to allow a spy comedy, especially yet another James Bond parody be called anything better than "okay."

Cohen also worked his ass off up until the Borat success. Since then he's been half-assed at best, slumming in easy roles that would've been written for Chevy Chase twenty five years earlier. I think he still has potential for a comeback, he does well as a character actor in outsized minor roles or could go back to…

Also pretend its the early 1980s and you've never seen anything like this. Its importance is because its so visionary and it's had so much influence on culture for 35 years, the movie itself can never live up to that. Kinda like Never Mind The Bullocks in a way.

It's like they say, you can't judge a book by its cover. Well, actually, you usually can, since the font choices alone can tell you an awful lot about who they're marketing to, but still.

Wrong photo, guys. That's Josh Hartnett and Ford from 2003's Hollywood Homicide.

"Aw, come on, Dad, this could be the miracle that saves the Simpsons' Christmas. If TV has taught me anything, it's that miracles always happen to poor kids at Christmas. It happened to Tiny Tim, it happened to Charlie Brown, it happened to The Smurfs, and it's gonna happen to us!"

I'd guess the clientele is goony-looking Submillennials with an astounding amount of self confidence.

The angsty white people demographic is surely an overwhelming majority if you look at who's paying $99 a year for Prime.

It's true! It's true! We're so lame!

All the guy eats is one six-inch sandwich and a bag of Baked Lays a day. Malnutrition has surely driven him mad.

"I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is
the story of Popeye."

I only got in a minute and a half of hate yesterday so I'm gonna try and squeeze in an extra 30 seconds today.