You have to wonder what the real story is there. Like maybe the network forced her on them and that was a bit of rebellion.

The storytelling was very weird all the way through and the list of things I would have rather seen done differently is too long to count— but I don't care, it was an incredibly fun and eccentric show with some of the best performances this decade.

I believe it was originally sung by Ned Flanders in the episode "Bart's Comet."

What's That Girl?

They can count on five tickets right here. Me and my Vogueing club will be there opening night. We'll be the ones posing in line.

It happens all the time, gov'nah. You may notice i still have a lingering English accent I picked up from that summer semester I spent in London back in high school.

.. And I was going to ask Werdup to go see it with me on Valentine's Day. Sigh.

Darwinism, survival of the fittest and cuteness do have a synergy. I mean look how far kittycats have gotten from being fuzzy and having a meow that sounds like human babies.

Haven't you read his books about a panda bear who's friends with a piglet, an uppity tiger and a depressed donkey?

Always pandering to that coveted Gen Xer Who Complains He Never Heard Of Any Band Who Formed After 1998 demographic.

It's either really annoying or kind of weirdly endearing that every character makes movie references as if they were freshmen film students at NYU.

Excalibur was actually a spoon.

And it'll star a guy famous for a particularly dumbass version of Hamlet…

In the spirit of Revolver I think this movie should be called.. Exkabbalah.

Aw come on, let Brett Butler have this.

I think I speak for everyone when I demand a Porkins spin-off movie. And let's get the expanded adventures of Luke's studly pal Biggs Darklighter while we're at it.

Are they gonna address that time when Charles appeared on the front of the Daily Mail dressed in his Mother's bridal veil?

Well, they both trailed behind sexy vixen Karen Finley.

Yeah, I agree. I mean, I don't want there to be nothing, but I'm going to try and stop buying so many useless trinkets and gee-gaws to fill up my house.

It's not quite a mop and it's not quite a puppet… So to answer your question, I don't know.