I guess that explains why it's wearing a Groucho mask.

In my experience Asians consider Japan to be terribly racist when it comes to their neighbors. There's a Korean minority there and I believe they historically have been treated pretty terribly.

Are our musical options really down to a choice between Charley Bliss and Juliette Lewis?

Almost any human being in 100,000 years of humandom could stare at a stupid old tree. I say spend your time enjoying the fruits of your technological era.

Friendly bullies are the worst. The ones who are cool to you sometimes, even come over the play videogames with you after school, then suddenly turn on you when the right audience is around.

If in doubt, assume it's a Trump reference.

Take a good look at your weekend because it's the LAST TIME!

Probably one of the most difficult time in a parents' life is knowing when to teach them about the Star Wars prequels.

He crushed John Cusack! The boombox survived.

He's very good at playing one precise kind of character. I wouldn't rule out a comeback with a Frasier-esque role in some prestige cable show.

In other news, I love Kaitlin Olson and have seen every Always Sunny six times over. When will I finally get to the point where I don't think of the Olsen Twins first when I see her name?

Well, come on, Frasier lasted 11 seasons and probably could have gone a few more. And he was a big part of Cheers. That's pretty fuckin' good, even as much as I think he's kind of a tool.

I think his lack of appreciation is more evidence for my theory that he's a dumb guy who knows how to portray himself as a smart guy.

I think Trump has proven that millions of people just want to watch the world burn.

I'm not going to put a lot of thought into it but if you told me that held true all the way to Creed, I wouldn't argue.

Twenty minutes is all you need with a movie. If there hasn't been a kickass fight or a rappin' granny by then, I know it's not for me.

Cooke is a great actress and Emma is a great character but.. Was she really underutilized? She was very present through most of the show and I don't know what more they could have done with her.

Eh. I like that there is a choice. I like that the streaming services are there with tons and tons of options, since much of the time I'm only half-watching whatever is on anyway. That, and I'm getting too old to watch a lot of things twice unless it's really special to me. But I hope the DVD/Blu Ray option stays…

After two hours of creeping, inescapable dread does it freeze and you have to click a box that says you're still there dreading?

No, he's talking about Youtube Red which has eleventy billion paid subscribers.