You're not supposed to look for clarity or meaning in the news any more. It's all just dada poetry.

Get with the times, Grampa. Grunge ain't been popular since Aught-One.

I'm pretty sure it's a stealth Simpsons reference to Barney Gumble's birthday.

The "h" is pronounced. The "l" is silent, and the "d" is implied.

I'm roughly the same bracket and my impression is Gen X was a dry run for the Millennials. The culture from the 90s to today is very similar— the fashion, the music, the technology even as it advances, the gentrification of cities, etc etc etc. Obviously there are differences too but the radical shifts of the past…

Those adorable Del Amitri babies are still making everybody smile.

I assume Daly's NBC show is some sort of monkey paw "be careful what you wish for" type curse.

I can't imagine the same magic will be there, The Gong Show should be left in its era.

The Home Improvement guy was always hanging dong.

Dunham seems like someone with a long career in front of her and some age and wisdom might do wonders for her talent.

They should retroactively take all the murder junk out of Big Little Lies and convert it into a regular series.

It's not "they." It's Gary Cole as Mike Brady, turning in a performance 100x funnier than anyone could possibly expect from a Brady Bunch movie.

Stay tuned for Girls: The New Class. Screech and Mr. Belding will be returning.

You may ask, WTF is Starz? This. THIS the fuck is Starz.

Time traveler or no, I'm not going to trust the word of a Floridian.

So don't keep us in suspense. Did they resurrect the dead on planet Jupiter or not??

Which is why I am advocating every trollish comment on Youtube be carved in stone to be preserved for all eternity.

I have also noticed the mentally ill don't act in ways that make sense.

Didn't those very same students trick you into going on a manned expedition to Uranus?

I think The Chainsmokers are the sound of 19 year old Arizona State kids getting completely wasted at a frat party or Spring Break. If they listen to the song again later it's because they associate it with partying and having fun, not because they think it's good. Like the Black Eyed Peas before them it's music for…