I wish they never would have stopped trying to make Richard Grieco happen.

The predictions were weird. They predicted the fall of Myspace.com to the very day, but they also said we'd be flying across the world in helium powered zeppelins by 2013.

I give it five bags of popcorn and a martini, shaken not stirred, because it's a spy thriller in the vein of James Bond.

I thought the season started out extremely strong. Sekou Bah was a great character and his could have been the most interesting story on the show since the earliest days of Brody. Then they went and blew him up.

I'm not going to let being wrong ruin my joke.

They didn't wedge a Trump reference in so it's still kind of a victory.

Are they now gonna make one movie that's okay and a terrible sequel where they go to Dubai?

Direct TV Now is pretty good, tons of channels. Youtube TV will probably kill them all by this time next year. It's a lot more incredible to me that people still actually pay for cable.

If you're desperate you could sign up for a trial of Sling TV or Playstation Vue?

Mystique, the company that made Custers also made a really disgusting game called "Beat 'Em & Eat 'Em". It was even packaged in a seedy vinyl faux-leather case. Source: I found both at a thrift store in the San Fernando Valley.

In the pre-internet era pirates would use it to figure out which cartridges to torrent from Sears.

You'd better be white because only white people are allowed to call each other "Turkey." That's our word.

My semi-deadbeat dad had some sort of pre-Atari 2600 system he'd hook up on the rare weekends we were at his apartment. Keep in mind, this was the late 1980s.

Channel F, of course, stands for "Fuck." The most popular game actually involved a red block fucking a green block. It was the 70s, so it was rated "PG."

Buy a kid some chicken nuggets and you'll feed him for an afternoon. Teach him to initiate stealth marketing campaigns on social media for mega-corporations and you'll feed him for a lifetime.

What's the matter with Kansas?

Feels Like The First Time someone's made that joke about Kansas.

The day the last Baby Boomer dies I'm pretty sure they're gonna bulldoze the place and put in a Dave N Busters.

I know nothing of what actually happened but I am going to make a teen sex comedy version where the lovable slobs in Nirvana get their revenge on Chad Channing and his gang of prickish 80s preppies for being so stuck up.

I always get King Missile and Kim Mitchell confused.