But my mom told me that song was about ice cream!

He's fucking obsessed with Milky Way candy bars.

Pretty egregious considering Jerry the Hoople and Darren the Hoople made it in.

I'd think the missionaries would encounter smartasses daily in this era of South Park and Book of Mormon. Quota or no, they probably learn quickly when they're just getting fucked with.

If Proposition 29 gets voted in, adults will be forced to register as a sex offender if they just say the words "water park."

I'm just amazed so many people's lives fit so neatly in three-act structures.

I hate the trend of giving kids the names of intergalactic warlords. Like Gorgathor, Krag, Hoargoth etc.

That there is a William Lee movie just waiting to be made.

Danny Trejo would'a been better.

You know, lots of people think "smurf" is used generically in place of any verb. But I heard from Smurfs (or "Schtroumpfs" in native Belgian) creator Peyo that "to smurf" ALWAYS means "to felch."

Dillon is doing a great job with the character, though. A nomination would not be undeserved.

I wonder if one reason that isn't happening is, then there would be half as many actors winning top awards. There are probably quite a few factions who would prefer two potential best acting award winners a year.

The size of the Full House house makes sense when you consider they have Beach Boys and Olson Twins money.

It's on TBS at 3 or 4 am, my time. That empty hour is about the only time I could possibly conceive of watching it in 2017, but I'm so glad it's there.

Maybe she crooned out overwrought torch song versions of classic rock hits in the bedroom? Just basing this on Sons of Anarchy.

Ed O'Neill is great. Katey Segal's great. Christina Applegate is great. Ted McGinley is great. The actors who played Steve and Marcy are great. The dog is great. That is all.

Yeah I don't know, you could be right but I need written proof that the creator and writers were looking back to a 40 year old radio show for inspiration. I'm more inclined to think a decade of raunchy movie comedies about slobs had something to do with it.

Happy Days: he didn't kill it all by himself but I think the show went way off the rails around the time he joined.
Married With Children: It became more of an absurd cartoon, YMMV.
Love Boat: Like it matters.
Mad Men: Improved.

It's weird how that happens. Like I know I've seen every episode of Happy Days and Facts of Life from being a latch key kid in the 80s-early 90s watching endless syndicated TV but I can barely remember ten episodes of either.

Watch Get A Life if you need an early 90s Fox fix.