“Buy two Skins season tickets and get a free bundle of tiki torches!”

I remember following him around at the BC Open twenty something years ago. The back story is that he was drinking heavily, he’d be suspended from the tour soon after. He was defending champion and it’s an unwritten rule you return to defend your title. But John wasn’t having it, he tried to withdraw. The tour…

Alternatively, Qatar has several thousand “volunteer construction enthusiasts” that will be available.

It’s gotten to the point that if you are a top football recruit and not offered hookers, you should be insulted.

This is really one of those golden opportunities for me. I mean, what if I call and we really hit it off? I’m just saying what if MY call is the ONE CALL he answers out of thousands and we vibe. I feel like we would vibe, me and Jimmy Butler the professional basketball star. It would probably start slow. Like he’d…

Newsflash to the people of and around New York:

“Game 3 is Sunday night.”

So...he has risen?

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I just read through the whole thing, so you guys don’t have to worry about combing through all one page of it. But bizarrely, this Oklahoma law also forces boosters to get written consent from the father before having an abortion.

Definitely Won The Australian Open While Pregnant

If that guy had invented a machine that gets the straw into those god-forsaken bags, he’d be a bazillionaire.

Go back to England you redcoat son of a bitch.

The NFL is currently looking around the Detroit Lions parking lot for his replacement.

He certainly persevered through a varsity to be there

Let me guess…this was Wrestlemania LXIX

Maybe the alcoholism thing was all a big misunderstanding. I mean, it’s easy to understand how people might have thought he had alcohol problems. Everytime he mentioned the Redskins, he was slurring.

Yeah but he did the dougie once, so...