Who wants to fuck someone with egg salad breath?!?

And, of course, the VAST majority of those drugs come in through legal points of entry.

I think he’s failing at saying 300 die from overdose per week and 90% of the drugs come from Mexico through the border.

Something has really switched with her in recent years ... the extreme face-changing with plastic surgery, the weird comments.  She’s off. 

Back in my dating days, a girlfriend once sent me a text during an argument: “ERROR: Clitoris not found.” It not only made me laugh, but I resolved to be more...generous orally.

I find it pretty hypocritical that this site is is condemning him for wanting to ‘round up and nuke the grays’, which is a pretty common sentiment here that I think a lot of people support.

but the Vikings missed 10 field goals and finished with a putrid 68.8 conversion rate on attempts, both worst in the NFL.

Shut the fuck up.

It’s not especially Buddhist, she’s an idiot.

Lindsay’s voice sounds like she is trying to keep talking while her organs actively shut down inside of her. It’s painful just hearing it.

I’m Buddhist, a little.  It’s centered mostly on my belly.

Too much time spent with Sarah Sanders...

“I was scrutinized a lot of my life because so many people took photos of me sneezing (snorting coke), looked like I was crying (snorting coke).”

I swear I first thought the headline meant consecutive seconds. xD

Stupid tomato burner account post is stupid. 

Why does Twitler squint so much? Is he trying to read the cue cards?

At least with a contractor, you know he’s never going to finish early.

I am inspired to make my Goodwill bag...but also to watch season 3 of Call My Agent on Netflix...

Why no one has put a bullet in him is beyond me. 

NOPE NOPE NOPE