Aww. You wanted so much to be taken seriously, but you can’t even pay attention enough to correctly spell the main word you’re asking about. That’s sad. 

Yes. 

I used to want one of these for a long time. When one popped up that I could acquire, I was talked out of it by an Audi mechanic. Got an '07 XC90 a few years ago instead. My 'Tallroad' wagon. 

I have that knife in almost every flavour they make. I love it. 

I have that knife in almost every flavour they make. I love it. 

Peacocking at it’s light up finest. 

Air fryers are worthless. A microwave is more respectful to meats. 

Air fryers are worthless. A microwave is more respectful to meats. 

You ARE the person sitting on the toilet.

So easy to make at home. 

Headed to Galveston from Houston one midnight. Doing 70ish in the fast lane. Came up on an SC400 camping in said fast land, 45 south around Texas City. Quick bright flash from me, nothing. One more quick flash, nothing. I go around him, he keeps his brights on me. I gently settle back in behind him, brights for about…

Gotta be patient when you really wanna tattle on someone. 

I was actually also going to say Lotus-y.

I knew I wouldn't be the only one. 

There's an LJS near my shop, I just discovered a few months ago. So, about once a month, I get it. Also, look up Josh Sneed Long John Silver's on YouTube. Won't be disappointed. 

I know that Astrodome roof. 

I quit reading at “I’d be too nervous to eat all day”. You write for a publication, does no one proofread their/your work?

Guess everyone forgot what yellow lights are for. 

Who wants 6 people in their POV?

That grill is hideous. 

No red light cameras in Houston. Every intersection, fifty(?) per hour. How much is that ticket? Millions a year in possible revenue. Lazy cops do speed traps. I speed everywhere to get away from people on their phones. Another source of revenue. 

Ignorance is bliss.