Just for fun, pretend Obama stood proudly on a stage with his 5 kids from 3 baby mamas and think of the fox news takes the next day.

He’s the co-worker who spends all day surfing the internet (in his case, booking tee times), but then tries to pull up a work document any time someone walks by and might be looking over his shoulder.

>The GOP...are the party of the Aggrieved White.

I swear to god he treats the entire presidency like its a summer job at his uncle’s store that he wasn’t actually planning on taking until Mom made him. He hasn’t staffed offices, he didn’t bother to book hotel rooms for major events, and announces “YUP WORKING HARD!” whenever he thinks someone might be looking.

Imagine, if you will, if the White House’s previous occupant regularly lost his shit and rage tweeted while being completely unable to regulate his tone, mood, words, and terrible temper. Imagine if a woman was President and acted like Trump, an emotional lunatic unable to tell the truth even when it would be rational…

By “grievances”, you mean racism.

Please forward them to my Mom since she blocked me...

The farther you get from NYC/Philadelphia, the more likely you are to find the types of bozos who reelected Chris Christie. Great swaths of New Jersey are basically Staten Island.

To be fair, 2 years ago Trump was tweeting plenty of Trumpy things including shit about Hillary’s emails and building a wall. His comments about Obama not being an American citizen date back to 2011. They may not have anticipated his election, but these conservative dipshits get no pass from me.

It is! Holy crap. How could I have forgotten that? Ivana was a talented skier. Donald was and is talented at nothing other than shoveling shit.

Just to add to the “Trump brought his mistress to the same ski villa as his wife and kids” story, (because I love this part) Ivana was giving Trump an angry talking-to on the ski hill - Trump tried to ski away from her. Bad idea - Ivana, a former Czech ski champion, cut in front of him and skiied backwards down the…

Yeah fuck that. This dude is trying to undo our democracy because he can’t handle the slightest bit of criticism. I would totally say something and then gladly never be invited to a family thing again.

It’s been nine months since he was elected, so these could have been booked prior to him winning. It will be another few months before we get the ones that were definitely booked afterward, and I would love to know the details on their price increase and booking frequency compared to pre-election. He’s not dumb. He…

I mean if I was drunk enough, and depending on how much I hated the whole thing I could be very drunk, I would definitely yell “Fuck Trump!” at least once if I was in that situation. I have no shame when I’m drunk.

Yeah, I think the bride/groom made an informed decision, but I feel bad for the innocent bystanders. Can you imagine, you’re already dreading going to your shitty conservative cousin’s wedding because when her Facebook isn’t MAGA it’s a fucking wedding countdown clock, and all you’re looking forward to is the open…

Spend the holidays with your friends. We cut our in laws out here of our lives around Thanksgiving. No contact with them and they get zero contact with their granddaughter. It’s been glorious. We’re no longer exposing our kid to toxic assholes, and the peace is amazing.

I always say the fun doesn’t start until a conservative, a racist or a homophobe gets stabbed!

Make sure to front stab ‘em like their hero THE MOOCH would!

That’s ironic. I would send news stories to my Trump-supporting kids in hopes that they’d wake up and see the light about the oaf in office. I’ve been ordered to stop because they “don’t watch the news.” That explains it!

I empathize...