I just got off the playa at Burning Man and can’t believe the fuckload of shit news I’m reading.

Specifically, white trash trucks.

Thanks. I actually have a deaf friend related to the DeVos family - he works as a public school teacher for deaf kids in Orlando, but too terrified to speak up publicly against the Betsy, as his father works for another one of the three DeVos siblings. Yup. Can’t make this up.

Is Icahn bowing out because associating with Trump is toxic for his brand, or because he realizes we’re paying attention to his efforts to deregulate for the benefit of his companies like his CVR stock holdings? I hope he and Scott Pruitt take turns fisting each other with rusty refinery equipment.

As a deaf person (and engineer) who grew up with strong public schools that provided sign-language interpreters for me, I really, really want to see Betsy DeVos gone next.

Heather’s mom is right - Trump truly only cares about self-laudatory optics. Renember the Navy SEAL widow that Trump paraded at his first State of the Union speech? Good god.

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I feel you. Before the election I was an analyst for a large defense corporation. I think my truck was the only one in the 3,500+ employee parking lot with a pro-Bernie sticker on it.

Thank god for Joe Straus. I didn’t believe there were this many psycho conservatives here in Texas until this year. He was pretty much the only adult in the room on the GOP side.

Fuck you, Jeffy. Fuck you too, Donny.

Ouch. Banking on the “We don’t watch the news” demographic is what helped catapult conservatives into power.

Same. Every time those cunty psuedo-conservatives get caught, I forward links to my mom, in hopes she’ll finally dump the asshole Trump supporter she’s dating.

Don’t forget to update your tats. You need the mandatory barbed wire, skull, and a flaming Satan looking incestously at an innocent leather-clad vixen.

I just traded in my ‘08 4x4 Eddie Bauer Expy with 2016 King Ranch wheels for a manual ‘08 335i with sport package, and picked up a ‘99 Burb 4x4 for tow/dog/camp duty.

So... just to be clear, more of Trump’s base might have stayed home if they saw his presidential cameo in Sharknado III before the election.

Cue the Billie Jean music now....

I concur. We have a long history of honorable generals who’ve tried to serve our country in or out of uniform. Powell, Shelton, Shinseki, etc. Flynn and McChrystal were more of anomalies.

I look forward to when the middle school principal calls her parents and says “Lucky and Stormi, I doubt you appreciate the gravity of your daughter’s behavior.”

Hell, does Drumpf even like pickles? I can actually picture him shouting “I hate pickles! Sick!” at little 9-yr old Pickle, who bursts into tears.

Is now a bad time to reveal how much I hate pickles? Shit, 9-yr old me would have a meltdown if I found a pickle in my burger.