I mean, they freaked the fuck out over dijon mustard on a hamburger and a tan suit.

No shit. The golfing every weekend thing would have been enough for the Repubs to rampage.

This month.

What infuriates me the most is that the present government has blown through at least half a dozen scandals that would have ended Obama’s presidency overnight.

I mean he’s only human. Who doesn’t turn to mush for Michelle?

Dubya was not very smart and made many a bad decision.

Sidenote, the Obamas and the Bushes are consistently adorable with each other and it warms my cold heart.

I miss every one of them, tbh. I never in my life until now worried about the country getting into a nuclear war. Or America losing all its allies and turning authoritarian. Or lots of other stuff. W wasn’t too smart but he never tried to destroy American government and divide its citizens over ramped up bullshit,…

I don’t miss him.

Same. I hope this trend of each Republican President being the worst we thought we would ever see does not continue. Please please please let us have hit rock bottom with Trump.

I love this pettiness. Go high when they go low, yes I know I know but sometimes going low is much more satisfying.

I miss George W. Bush.

I really miss Adam Weinstein’s articles on Gawker. He was one of the best pure journalists we ever had in these pages.

What the hell are Michigan and Wisconsin doing with the good States?

I always enjoyed the dark crystal / full house crossover episodes,

Next, I expect him to tackle this overwhelming obstacle (oh, the horror!):

I think we are supposed to gird ourselves for the 112 theories on how Hillary did it.

Trump and the President of the Virgin Islands got along so well, they spent the day together:

Actually, that’s a cigarillo.

I lied. Of course it’s horse people.