That was funny, I don’t care who you are!

Jon Stewart has really aged a lot in 19 years. Not that it matters. Miss you, Jon. Come back, we need you.

Weed you say? That’s adorable.

Bruh, a pound of the good herb comes with every Mustang to slooooooooooooooow you dooooooown man. Hitting pedestrians? Naw man, I’m...fuck, still hitting pedestrians.

Betsy DeVos has made discrimination against students with IEPs one of her core missions, with her expansion of school voucher programs. Charter schools can turn away students who have diagnosed disabilities, because charter schools aren’t bound by the federal Individuals with Disabilities Education Act (IDEA). IDEA…

Your characterization of this as Trudeau “boasting” that he “wanted to beat the shite out of an indigenous person” is an extreme misrepresentation. First, it was a charity boxing match - no one was going to get hurt. Second, he described Brazeau as the perfect foil to the “rich, pretty boy, urban elite” image his…

I doubt he’s that skilled at origami.

I’d wager 1/2 the Brexit voters don’t even have a passport. (“I’m not going on holiday somewhere with all those foreigners! Cornwall is fine for me.”)

He probably just settled for fucking one of his folds.

I’m glad you’re writing the third one. SwampFuckers 2: Revenge of the MotherCuckers was a real step down from the first.

Here’s a scarier thought: imagine what a gaping asshole Scaramucci would be on cocaine

You guys ever read an interview with someone and say to yourself at the end: “Holy shit that guy was on a lot of cocaine.”?

This!

I think the attack on people with disabilities has already begun, it’s part of the healthcare debate. Every disability is a “pre-existing condition” and the GOP is working diligently to allow insurance companies to once again use pre-existing conditions as reasons to deny coverage.

The Americans With Disabilities Act (1990) and the Amendments of 2008 mean you have direct, explicit statutory protection as a disabled person. They can do bad stuff but they are limited as to how bad they can be without getting Congress to pass laws weakening the ADA. As compared to gay people who aren’t covered by…

It’s interesting that you say that because I know a gay guy who interprets and is a CODA.

We’re talking about the playbook of despots. If the jackboot fits...

I don’t even have the right word for how fucking outrageous, embarrassing, and cruel this is.

How about someone punch him in the dick?

Good idea in theory, but we’ll end up with 10-year-olds in uniform.