sigh

Well let me tip you over the edge and note that in a world where qualifications mattered we’d have had eight years of Gore, just finished up eight years of Clinton, and be at the start of Obama’s first term now. (or vice-versa on the latter two, of course).

Hillary would have been so badass at the g20. Can’t you just picture her with Merkel, side by side in matching pantsuits, running the fucking world?

God that feels like five years ago.

He likes Jews who weren’t boarded onto trains and gassed, ok?

“I like Jews that survive genocide.”

They didn’t even know they had to book a hotel, and he damn near had to sleep on his plane during the summit.

Trump likes Israelis, not WWII jews.

It was most likely an oversight because the cabinet is filled with people that don’t know what their jobs entail and were disinterested in any training from their predecessors.

• John Podesta and Trump are having a boring dudefight. [Talking Points Memo]

“No, it’s Hydra. Hi-drah.”

“Trump and Putting discussed cybersecurity and agreed to set up a joint group to address it.” I need a joint alright, I need a joint every day all day to make it through all this bullshit.

I had no doubt it was. I just want the fact that he encounters huge protests everywhere he goes to have a psychological toll on him

That fucking yank he does drives me absolutely bananas. He thinks it’s an Alpha move, but it’s really just being an asshole

Look at this pathetic asshole. He’s been yanking the arms off every leader in the world but look how he treats Putin.

This is dumb and shallow and self-absorbed and I’ve been day-drinking a wee bit so bear with me. But this makes me so sad.

Those neighbors are awfully righteous for people whose fences are made out of dildos.

“that students who are lied to and mistreated by their school get the relief they are owed, and that schools that harm students are held responsible for their behavior,”

Isn’t DeVos closely linked to for-profit colleges and lenders?

Baddy Vladdy? Although, “Little” might actually be effective. Putin’s notoriously sensitive about being wee.