A recent issue of Popular Mechanics featured one of their occasional ‘Survive Anything!’ guides. The editor tied it to the new American spirit of self-reliance epitomized by the campaign of Donald J. Trump.

For faaaaark’s sake, he needs to let this go. At O’s first inaugural, we showed up at the mall at 5am and the closest we could get was the Washington Monument. Gave up and went to watch from one of the halls showing it on big screens. (The restaurants in DC quite literally ran out of food that night. The best we could…

He did say some totally insane things though, as well as a whopping number of outright lies. I don’t understand why the content got such a nearly universal pass from mainstream media. They apparently just forgot all about facts and sanity, and went right back to the normalizing coverage that helped put him in office…

It may have been the biggest crowd ever going by jeans size.

Anything that causes him stress helps. Anything that forces him to froth at the mouth and spout lies for all the world to see helps. Anything that makes him look foolish helps. It won’t convince the die hards but it puts even more pressure on the Republicans and keeps our resistance reminded why we have to fight.…

Next thing people will be forced to admit is that kind of keeping your shit together and not saying anything, by his standards, that was completely insane for 45 minutes, while reading a pretty run of the mill political speech off a TelePrompTer in front of Congress, didn’t suddenly make a lifelong bigoted,…

It was the biggest crowd ever, it’s just that many of Trump’s supporters are so white that they’re completely transparent. Also, he is very popular with vampire Americans, who do not show up in photographs, which is clearly Obama’s fault.

That’s true. But they’re less than 20% of the population, and that fraction is dwindling by the day, if not the hour.

Yeah, won’t matter. The people who believe every word Trump says basically are immune to facts and reason and independent thought.

Does this dipshit regret braying about reopening the investigation into Hillary’s emails? I hope he gets the most agonizing migraines from dealing with Trump’s dumpster fires every day.

As a big gay poofterhead who likes bowties, and the right guys in bowties, I refuse to stoop to saying ‘@notallbowties’ ... but do, however, offer to help the above-pictured conservadweebs’ bowties for them.

I’ve long thought this about Tucker Carlson. I know he married his high school sweetheart, but goddamn his eternal rage against women makes me think some liberal chick done him wrong and this is how he deals because his masculinity is so fragile.

Men with this view about intelligence always make me wonder about the first time some girl in their elementary class kicked their ass on the math test. Was that the beginning of the sad inadequacy that eventually led, in this case, to ugly bowties, an uneven mustache, and such excessive insecurity about his…

Airborne semen!

I haven’t had sex in ages. Where are all my opinions coming from?!? #inquiringminds

Bless his heart. Must be so hard to go through life with a brain that small.

lol the ironic part is that kids who are taught this stuff are going to have a much, much harder time in college classes (imagine trying to be a geology major after spending 12 years thinking the Earth was only 6000 years old), if they even make it in.

I went to an ACE elementary school, it is barely education. Dinosaurs and man, morality in math, earth is 6000 years old... all the old favorites.

The amount of projection from right wingnuts is so excruciatingly painful. The reason they won’t take any of this seriously is because they KNOW they were losing their shit over Obama for no damn reason so they think it is the same now.