WHY WOULD SENSUALITY EVER BE USED TO DESCRIBE A PRESIDENTIAL INAUGURATION THAT’S NOT A THING EVEN WHEN WE AREN’T SWEARING IN THE GROSSEST MAN ALIVE.

Does she not understand that Reagan’s claim to fame was to “tear down that wall”?

She thinks that wall kept communism out of West Berlin.

BIG fan of Soviet Russia too

Dear Trumpers: It wasn’t the Wall. It was the East German Border Guards who had no qualms about shooting unarmed civilians in the back.

Some of them... in theory important countries are supposed to go to professional diplomats who have long careers training for them for those roles.

Meanwhile, they’re talking about not moving into the White House so as to not disrupt poor Barron’s schooling.

So basically this fuck just created a god damn nightmare for all these people and their families.

“Why do we need Ambassadors. I mean they’re great guys, the best, but when I let everyone know about everything via Twitter using the best words, you know they’re tremendous words, what’s the need for them.

Agreed. She has done so much good for this country and has been an amazing role model for young women. She has handled all of these awful people with aplomb. I’ll be sad to see her go.

Michelle Obama has been one of the classiest, the most educated (two ivy league degrees), perhaps the smartest, and yes one of the most beautiful first ladies we have ever had. We will be lucky to get another one like her. People who hate on her are ignorant racists. She is so many things that all of us strive to…

Good, because I thought it was saying “Fuck the American people”.

I mean.... I’m no expert on Furby, but I’d guess this thing is nowhere near as good as a furby in bed.

All for a relationship that’ll be over by the end of the school year.

Hmm. I hear it saying: “Bow down to your new Overlords, oh ye victims of mindless consumerism. Heed my words, you are now in our control.”

Voting without any knowledge or details of what you are voting for is the American Way.

Imagine the poor boyfriend. “I said I wanted strippers, not scriptures.”

the greatest story ever colorized...

Perhaps this one picked up that particular breathing pattern and vocalizations while hidden away in mom and dad’s closet before Christmas?

Semi-related: we got my sister a Tickle-Me-Elmo for Christmas when she was four. The package started giggling as she was opening it; she screamed and screamed and screamed. We took out the batteries and she loved it for years.