I wonder how she feels about all the Rs lapping up her words after damn near a decade of vitriol for the same words.

It can’t be helped that Michelle Obama has raised the bar for FLOTUS so high.

That is the thought that comes to my mind, Jesus was all about love, respect, look into yourself before pointing stuff into others, but I guess people read what they want to read and select what is convenient to their purposes.

At SOME point we’re all going to agree that this supposedly smart, educated, accomplished woman can take SOME fucking responsibility for attempting to pass off Michelle Obama’s words as her own, aren’t we?

I feel like Jesus as a political candidate is religiously tolerant enough that he wouldn’t turn all of the worlds water supply into wine, especially as we need water to actually live, the free wine would be for those who specifically want to imbibe, and for those who didn’t that’s cool too, I mean according to his…

No way am I going to vote for Jesus. That’s a Spanish name, not an American name.

I would vote for a candidate whose main platform was free wine, in a second

I like how Tiffany is talking about what a great dad Trump is, yet the caption underneath reads “Grew up in Los Angeles, raised mostly by her Mom”

True. Some of the garbage might be from scientific journals. I'm sure they've been throwing those away like crazy.

No, probably also better and more informative

Yeah I mean if a candidate started performing literal miracle and like curing cancer on stage-turning everyones water bottles into wine-making one slice Pizza multiply unil there was enough for everyone. They would absolutely have my vote.

I think the convention would be better if instead of talking- everyone on stage just lit garbage on fire and hurled it at the audience.

Same here. You’re on disability and live in Section 8 subsidized housing, but you don’t believe in handouts and you hate the gubmint intruding on peoples’ lives.

I know people like this. They magically deserve what the gubment gives them, but when it’s one of them “welfare queens,” they should really just close their legs and bootstrap it....

They are honestly probably getting a subsidized income from the government, which allows them to have the time to do this since they aren’t working. The hypocrisy is honestly amazing, I have met people with subsidized healthcare and food stamps who decry socialism at the same time they argue that they deserve all that…

So now you know what happened to all those beaded lanyards you made at camp, kiddies, and why you couldn't find them when you cleaned out the attic.

oh dude . . . so many wealthy parents do this. It’s fucking annoying when you’re of the financial status where you have to simply parent your kids yourself. It sucks not being able to hire people to do that for you too.

Right? I got to go to a one-week-long band camp, ONCE, in junior high, and I think it gave my parents finance-related conniptions for MONTHS.

Wait. Her kids (kids. Multiple children.) go to camp for seven (SEVEN!) weeks? What I want to know is, does she shit money, or does she have a magical money tree in her backyard?

Amazing how many idiots can take time off from their jobs to do stupid shit like this, then worry that illegal immigrants are going to steal those same jobs that they’re not doing.