Well. every one of those British, French, Czech, Danish, and Finnish people are stupid wankers.

As a fellow European I have to agree with you on several points

A social attitudes survey carries out by the University of Ulster in 2007 found Northern Ireland to be the most hate-filled and bigoted region in the western world.

Maybe not sound quite so needy?

It’s ostentatious, tacky, and vulgar.

The EU has issued directives that sexuality and gender identity (as well as age and gender) must be accepted as “considerations” in asylum cases and may result in “special procedural guarantees” and the EU Court of Justice Confirmed in 2013 that asylum-seekers with “a well-founded fear of being persecuted because of…

Why would a government bureaucrat need to be elected? I mean, what policies do they offer at elections hustings?

It does seem to me that FEMA should set up an emergency veneers service.

God, I love the “Extreme Colonoscopy” channel on Youtube.

Do Fortune 500 companies have part-time junior content strategists?

Frankly, anyone rich enough to afford an hour's worth of on-street parking anywhere in central London deserves to have their car melted.

Wow! The Taiwanese have got in on the 12 year old "houseboy" market now?

"it wasn't an upset that he didn't medal in '52"

I refundiate that remark, young Volderwort!

Who, exactly, and where and when is anyone preventing Cathy from expressing wtf he wants to?

Oh, wait! Are you saying that the Bible itself admits that old laws can be amended as civilisation develops? That's very worrying, 'cos I always thought that the Bible was the inerrant Word of God. I'm very confused. 'Cos that Constitution thing, that God also wrote with his own finger, that's been amended too, hasn't…

Really, I didn't and don't want to get into a pissing contest about who has the best universities.

Blimey! And we like to pretend that Americans are unable to understand our sense of humour!

As a British person, I struggle to understand a lot of what people in the US get up to. Thus, I read Gawker and other reputable US media outlets and steal US intellectual property "off of" the internet.

I have a friend who taught high school in Texas and swore that he had twin students called Lemonjello and Orangejello.