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Hey, let’s play everybody’s favorite comment game: Humorous or Troublesome? Subtext: wat?

When I was younger, I used to throw any trash in my possession in to the beds of random pickup trucks. My attitude was that if the trucks weren’t being used for actual work, they might as well serve a public duty as a dumpster. 

I feel like we should be encouraging this. When they all die from bacterial infections or heavy metal poisoning, we can take their money. Avoid the class war and still come out ahead.

This seems just an opportune occasion to remind everyone that Dustin Hoffman, proudly and on the record, shared the story of how he lost his virginity by raping a woman age 15.

That sort of irreverence is very unique to Japan. I am sure they look at western tendencies to put expensive cars in a locked display garage as bizarre and horrible just as much as we find their car culture subversive and disrespectful.

This supercar culture is a literal surreal to me. I’ve only seen a handful of these cars in Paris, Vancouver and London.

That’s the weirdest ‘right, front wheel well’ I’ve ever seen......

Here’s another tip for getting rid of grease stains (on clothes), just rub the stain with a bar of soap. Place the stain under some water, rub it gently, then place in washing machine and launder as usual. I’m a messy eater and this works on all my clothes.

What’s with tongues?

Lots of people keep their cars outdoors, I’m not understanding what the big problem is.

“Hela’s headdress from Thor: Ragnarok is the best thing to happen in film in 2017.”

The one with the scooter! Cuteness overload!

My bad

Pileated woodpeckers are spectacular birds. Spooky call, huge...basically the great-horned owl of woodpeckers.