Well, I’m fucked then.

It’s a great-looking bike when it’s sitting by itself, but obviously the seat’s so far down in the photo that only a penguin could ride it like that. I wonder what it looks like when a human being is actually using it?

“A man was involed” Yeah...in the fun part of repruduction. Tell you what, dude, the day that men are able to carry a fetus for nine months and push it out at a hospital is the day that abortions are available at the local Home Depot.

That’s definitely what’s happening. Why are we all feeding this?

YES.

If white people in general would mind their own damn business the state of the world would improve markedly.

Preach on! Even if you wanted to cool your delicious bourbon without diluting it, these do a bad job. It’s science, people!

A girlfriend of my brother’s gave me a mustache waxing kit. I’m a lady and we had never talked about mustaches or waxing before.

NOT JUST THE WHEELS, the wheels AND the entire Amazon face. It mates up astonishingly well. Volvo would go from not on my radar at all to the top of my shopping list.

I’m gonna get laughed out of here.  I loved the PT Cruiser.  I wish it wasn’t such a shitty vehicle.  My friend called it a Part Time Cruiser.  Only works sometime and you definitely don’t want to be in it full time.