“people can open the doors with a paper towel”my ex. If no paper towel she’d use her elbow or foot

it should be done quickly and quietly IN THE GUTTER and not left obvious and disgusting for

Fortunately for the young woman in the white shorts she is saved from the embareassedment of missing the spectacle by a fellow pointing it out to her

I don’t know about this stuff but is that auto tone?

Yes, the republicans already plan carry on all sorts of hearings on her if she gets elected, any thing but the business of government

One of the poorest and most violent countries in the Middle East, Yemen is also an area of strategic importance for regional players – and some of the world’s most dangerous terror groups.

Well she specifically asked you not to say that

Who’s side are you on the CIA or the FBI. It’s like the power struggles in the “The Tudors”

Buster looks a lot like my girl who died last October. Never was sure what here breeding was, lot of opinions, but I thought she was mostly kelpie

When I tap on Kylie I get a little xtina and if I tap on that I get Christina Agulera IG way is that?

I still don’t get it

Ok I don’t get the Taylor swift reference. What’s it mean?

Is that squirrel eating a pastry?

How distracted must the engineer have been not to notice the difference between 50 and 100. Driving at night without a speedo(being repaired)on a country road with no street lights or houses and the only other car a highway patrolmen I got stopped for going 10 mph over the limit. I explained but he said how long have…

Well they also have to get car started.

Adders are the only venomous snakes living wild in Wales and about half of the bites NPIS were alerted to occurred after a snake was picked up. The NPIS is urging anyone planning on spending time outdoors this summer to take care, respect any wildlife they come across and to leave snakes alone.

This is a woman who has started the trans. to male now the courts are forcing a man into a woman’s bathroom

SUPERDITCH! Saving lives is what it lives for

Well it’s because it’s like if you were hanging in front of your house and this big scary guy comes up to you and says “ You live here?” And I mean you’re sitting on the front porch so you say “Yeah” and so then the guy says “here hold this dollar for me” and then he hands you the dollar but when you reach out to…

I think I would be just “FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK FUCK ME OUT OF HERE”