These folks always need something to happen to them before they give a shit because empathy and a sense of community are the American ideals they choose to ignore.

Yeah, it’s David’s next project...

It’s either Class 4 or Alf.

Is that... a spaceship nose ring?

The entire movie was about a race of aliens about half dead from lack of supplies trying to find a new place to live. Humans are gonna freak out if a giant spaceship shows up and then spits out a dozen spaceboats filled with malnourished aliens.

I’m not gonna take science fiction advice from some poster-maker who doesn’t know the difference between ‘discreet’ and ‘discrete’.

or become the president. 

Oh....Spoiler alert.

It’s gray.

i’m all for sexy graceful curves over the hard corners and edges. there’s a reason why old ‘60's jags will never go out of style, and the lamborghini countach still looks like an ‘80's midlife crisis

Repaint into the eggplant emoji, or is that too obvious?

Bank account is saying “no, no, no, no, NO, no, DEFINITELY NOT, no, no, no, HAHAHA YOU’RE FUNNY”

Scrolling through internally saying: “want, want, want, would have, want, want, want, want, want, would have, want, want, want, want”.

This show came on when i was 6 years old, and i watched it every week with my parents.

At the time, my favorite scenes were always with the backwards talking dwarf, which inspired me, again at 6 years old, to learn how to mimic.

Which i did, exceptionally well, (speech patterns and disjointed backwards movements) causi…

#FTFY

Isn’t it nice when you can look at the headline and already know who wrote it without looking at the by-line?

No way man. The johnny cab from Total Recall is how it’s gonna be in the future.

Why would a German car have the French flag?

Cats 2: At The Meowntains of Madness

“There *are* no screws or fasteners...”