“Unless you are nerdy or weird or both, you probably don’t find yourself thinking about Morgan too often.” ... ahhhhh ... I guess I’m nerdy or weird or both because I named my daughter Morgan ... after the car maker ... because I’m a true jalop.

F*ck that noise. ‘They’ is plural. unless they have multiple personalities, it’s going to be either ‘him’ or ‘her’. well, or ‘it’. this trend of non-gender pronouns is complete bullshit. just because a female can’t relate to what mainstream media defines what a woman should ‘feel’ like, doesn’t make her not a woman.…

while i have no problem using “they” as a singular pronoun, i *do* have a problem with people immediately assuming i’m some kind of transphobe and jumping all over me if i slip up while trying to relearn old ingrained grammatical habits while i rewire my brain. please be patient with people.

So I got on board the “they as singular” train a while ago (and I used to be irritatingly prescriptivist). But a thing I’ve been playing with lately is using “They is” instead of “They are”. Now, there’s a lot of complication to this, and it REALLY get’s people’s hackles up (even more than just using they as…

After my state goes legal on the 1st I’m hoping to find enough cash to buy some weed at a dispensary (that will hopefully have some).

I’d like to point out this is not some honor bestowed upon the Suburban. You get a Walk of Fame star by applying to the Chamber of Commerce and buying one. This is just a $30k ad buy from Chevrolet.

The driver was also spotted:

is that the new Tesla?

a while back i replaced the engine in my 85 VW Cabrio and got a chilton manual. it basically said “Removal: remove engine. Installation: Reverse of removal.”

Oh lucky! I recently changed the wires on one of my 740s and consulted my chilton’s manual. It told me to put them in the same order that I took them off. Thanks Chilton.

Where my VWVortex squad at ? That’s been consistently bookmarked on all my devices. Such a great community, loads of DIY and a wealth of information. Not to mention, some sexy Veedubz and others.

in mexico i’ve seen this occasionally. different speed limit signs hanging above each lane with the faster ones to the left.

yay! i guessed churro! now i gotta go check my junk email address that i haven’t checked in months to see if i won. doubt it=/

This model is far more realistic, as it comes with an asshole right above the nuts.

Did somebody say worst?

Because all the brodozers already have a dildo behind the wheel.

Truck with actual nuts hanging down: Kind of funny. Maybe even a bit original.
Truck with “truck nuts”: Just another thing stupid rednecks like.

Thanks to Jalopnik, I know that the windshield washers on classic Volkswagen Beetles are powered by the compressed air in the spare tire.

Wait... lemon, or lime? The paper says lemon, you have a picture of a lemon, you say lemon and lime, but the recipe you printed says lime. I’m sensitive about this. Lemon is dull and awful and can be replaced with distilled white vinegar. Lime is life. Why ever lemon when you could lime?